| Friday, April 04, 2003 |
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Some funny MAID stories I found over the Net.
*Maid is cleaning Bro's room. Bro enters wearing only a towel (kakaligo lang).
Maid starts to walk out of room.
Bro: Neng, isara mo ang pinto.
Maid turns around with tears in her eyes.
Maid: Kuya, h'wag po!!!
Bro: Gagah! Paglabas mo ng kwarto!!!
*My sis and cousin were organizing their respective albums and therefore, my room was a mess of their pics from babyhood to present. Another cousin picked a graduation picture of my sis' friend (who was the valedictorian) and said, "Wow, she graduated with honors"
Our maid then picked another graduation pic, of my sis this time, and said, "Wow, Grace, you graduated with flowers!"
*meron daw silang katulong tas nasa kusina yung maid tsaka mom niya tas nagiinit daw ng maintika yung mom niya. after ilang minutes sinabi nung mom ng gf ko dun sa maid nila na tignan kung mainit na yung mantika. tas bigla na lang daw sumigaw yung maid. tas sabay sabi ate mainit na!!! tas pagharap nung mom ng gf ko umiiyak yung maid.
yung pala ginamit yung kamay sa pagtesting nung mantika!!!
*bngyan yng maid ng chalk.yng chalk na pamatay ng ipis.sabi ng amo nya, kunin yng chalk, kiskis sa pader para mwala ang ipis. pagtingin ng amo nya sa pader may malaking nakasulat.........
EPIS!!!!MAMATAY KA NA!!!!!!!
*ang bagong maid ay kararating lang niya mula sa masbate, tag araw noon at mainit ang panahon kaya't binigyan namin siya ng coke ( malamig naman dahil galing sa fridge) at ang sabi e. " tenk you po siir,nag abala pa kayo..... pero.... bakit wala yatang yelo".
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posted by Jax @ 6:21:00 PM   |
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